Hindi ako pinanganak para murahin mo, okay.

(After 5 minutes na pag-iisip at 10 minutes na paglamon)


hay... nakakalungkot pero di bale nalang. Nawala na rin ang galit ko eh.. Hehehe. Wish ko lang, maayos mo buhay mo. Kaw pumasok sa gulong kinahaharap mo kaya huwag mong isisi sa akin ang mga hinaing mo sa buhay. Yun lang. Bow.

Sabi nung isa, "Do you have your brains with you?"
Dugtong pa nung pangalawa, "Do you know, Erika, the meaning of robbery?"

Tawa na lang...

Harhar.

Kapuso, isang imbitasyon

Nakatanggap ako ng isang multiply invitation mula kay Lovi Love (kung sino man siya. baka siya si "Smile naman dyan and everything!" pero di ko sure misleading pa rin yung name eh) para maging bahagi ng Kapuso Webpage. Nagulat talaga ako; kasi, though alam kong mukha akong galing artist center nila, bakit naman ako iimbitahan maging bahagi ng webpage na ito. (hehe. Nagfi-feeling importante lang ako, hayaamuna..)

may dalawang buttons di ba sa multiply invite? Decline at Accept. Hindi ko alam kung bakit pinag-iisipan ko nang mabuti ito...

Accept dahil:
Una, mas maganda ang reception ng GMA sa amin. Since wala kaming cable, umaasa kami sa signal na nasasagap ng antenna.
Pangalawa, dahil taong bampira ako.Madalas mga shows sa umaga ang naaabutan ko. Mahilig ako manood ng Doraemon at One Piece. Tapos, pahinga at nood ng Eat Bulaga kapag kaya pa ng mata ko. Sunod-sunod na hanggang yung mga teledrama nila gaya nung kay Nadine Samonte at Polo Ravales.
Pangatlo, nagshooting ang Joaquin Burdado sa Marikina Hotel. Eh dun ako nagdebut. Tapos sa SDS hospital, eh dun naka-confine yung family friend naming may dengue. hehe.wala lang. Feeling close.
Pang-apat, yung mga taong ini-interview sa TV na nambobolang masugid silang nanonood ng mga telebabad shows ng GMA madalas sa OLA parish church yun. Eh nung madalas pa akong magsimba, dun ako.
Panlima, kamukha ng first boyfriend ko si Aljur (tama ba spelling?)
Pang-anim, alam ng mga maliliit kong pinsan na ex ko si Rainier Castillo. Di ko na maalala kung paano ko sila napaniwala. (Actually, naaalala ko ayaw ko lang ikuwento nakakahiya eh.)
Pampito, si Kuya Jed doon nagtatrabaho sa UH. At dati, nag-ojt si Kuya Roi dun. at magaganda ang feedbacks nila sa network.

Decline dahil:
Una, ayaw kong aminin na maka-kapuso ako. Though, mas pabor ako sa kanila in terms of quality as a tv network in general.
Pangalawa, paborito ko ang Lobo at Palos. Baka kagatin ako at i-assasinate kapag sumali ako.
Pangatlo, masyadong nasa limelight si marian rivera. wala na akong puwang sa siyete pag ganun. Unless may awayan, lipatan at labasan ng scandal ulit. hehe. kidding.
Pang-apat, baka di na ako matanggap ng iba kong konyong kaibigan at sabihan pang "eww, ekai you're so jologs kaya. why do you make sali with kapusow group. It's like for fans kayahh who go gaga after their favorite idols..ewww"
Panlima, naaawa ako sa nangyari kay Angel Locsin eh..
Pang-anim, may kapangalan siya na medyo kinaiinisan kong tao eh. kaya yun.
Pampito, ayokong may panigan sa network rivalry nila with ABS-CBN. Ika nga ng ABC 5, "nakaka-OP na kayo ah..."

Indecisive ako dahil:
Ayokong maging kasangkapan ng anumang network para i-promote ang site nila. We know for a fact that in our generation, internet plays an important roles. Some schoolworks are discussed and submitted online. We even get in touch with our friends through sending e-mail or chat. One can find overwhelming information by just browsing.
And we are all familiar that word of mouth is one of the most, if not the only, powerful form of advertisement. I guess for the internet era, word of mouth turns to word of blog.
Still, maliit na porsiyento lang din naman ng populasyon ng buong mundo ang dumaraan at nag-aabalang tumingin sa multiply site ko (buti ginawa ni God ang konsepto ng friends) para mag-inarte ako nang ganito.
I'm not just comfortable with mainstreaming stuff. Katulad ng network rivalry ng ABS-CBN at GMA. Nawawala yung esensya ng pag-aliw at pagsisilbi sa mga manonood kasi naging mas mahalaga sa kanila ang ratings. Ratings lang ba ang sukatan para masabing tunay na dekalidad ang mga shows nila? I know that rating is crucial in getting commercials and advertisements na bumubahay sa mga istasyon but I thinks that's a different side of story..

Parang sa toothpaste, colgate o close-up.Eh may hapee rin naman ah. Sa softdrinks, coke at pepsi. Buti nalang may RC. Lalong lalo na parang politics, adminstration o opposition. Pero hindi napapansin ang mga politikong walang mahalaga sa kanila kundi ang pagsilbihan ang bayan nang buong puso at katapatan.
Nalilimitahan ang mga pagpipilian kasi nakatuon tayo sa kung sino ang pinakamagaling at hindi kung ano ba talaga ang silbi ng network, ng toothpaste, ng softdrinks at ng gobyerno.

Ano, sasali ba ako?hmmm...Any way, nonsense scribblings again. hehe...

Dispute. Dispute. Dispute

Word of the millenium ko ang salitang dispute. Isa ito sa mga natutunan ko sa pagtatrabaho. Every cent counts. You should be paid even. You should be worth it of your salary. Something like that.

Kanina sa Accounting, grabeng mga tanong ko (pero in the usual sweet and nice ekai tone).

Do we have to anticipate this kind of miscomputation next time?

The cut-off doesn't make sense if I can't have my pay slip at the same day of our salary. Is that not enough to give you ample time to prepare for it?

Siguro nakakarindi nga naman sa tenga kung gabi-gabi akong pumapasok tapos di pala nasama night diff. ko. Di ba? Puyat ako from mondays to friday. Tapos ganito lang.

Hay. pero sukang suka na rin ako sa salitang iyon. If the other party will tell me "eh ganun eh," I will just accept it. I always think that I am blessed to have a job and it doesn't matter if I don't get my whole compensation. But that kind of mindset is bullshit. Pero ganun talaga ang naiisip ko ngayon.

I'm not really good at disputing stuff, I guess. Lalo na kung di naman ako ganun kaapektado sa issue. It's just money. (All: weeh) I'm after spending my time with sense.




FLASH REPORT!!
I'll soon upload my grad pictures here in multiply. SOON. hehehe

Dear Friend

Dear Friend,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery.

I think I realized it when I threw up as you ate enchilada and I saw you sit at my avocado plant.

I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.

I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory.

You should also know that I get sick when I think of embarrassing rash.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Ekai

walang sense pero nakakaaliw. hehehe

(got it from Jeni) ;p

Do it like this:
Dear (the person who last texted/smsed you).

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.

I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___.

I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___.

I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory.

You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm inlove with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Sinetch Itey

Nakakatawa talaga itong sinetch itey na pinauso ni Glenn. Ang daming naiintriga. Sa mga hindi nakakaalam isa itong parang blind item. Naisip ko lang mag-sinetch itey na ako lang ang nakakaintindi. Hehehe. Kung feeling nyo kayo yun, deadma na lang or kung may alam kayo't nahulaan shikretong malupit na lang natin iyon. hehe.

Sinetch itey#1: bitter ocampo
Kung ko sa iyo, move on. Nakakaawa kang tingnan from a far.

Sinetch itey#2: closet kung closet
Clue? Yun lang.

Sinetch itey#3: f na f na m na m siya
Warning: Back-off

Sinetch itey#4: amoy pa lang ng tansan, lasing na
Maggatas ka nalang po, iha?

Sinetch itey#5: purita ever
Yabang-yabang mo magkuwento, jacket nga wala kang pambili. che!!

Sinetch itey#6: 123
Hanggang sarap ka lang..che ka rin!!

Ayun lang, baboo na ang sinetch itey. hehehe.

****
Habol ko lang, I just realize now na may mga tao palang di marunong tumanaw ng utang na loob. I'm not saying that I'm asking another favor in return of what I've done. Pero, kung makapagsalita yung mga taong ganun, akala nila napakadami na nilang nagawa sa buhay mo pero kung sa tutuusin, yung isusubo mo na nga lang ibibigay mo pa. Reality check lang ha. Nakakairita lang talaga. Ayoko na sanang patulan, anyways, . Walang panahon.